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Si Abbott le vendiera una computadora a Costello...

• ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
• COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
• ABBOTT: Mac?
• COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
• ABBOTT: Your computer?
• COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
• ABBOTT: Mac?
• COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
• ABBOTT: What about Windows?
• COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
• ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
• COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
• ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
• COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
• ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
• COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
• ABBOTT: Office.
• COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
• ABBOTT: I just did.
• COSTELLO: You just did what?
• ABBOTT: Recommend something.
• COSTELLO: You recommended something?
• ABBOTT: Yes.
• COSTELLO: For my office?
• ABBOTT: Yes
• COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
• ABBOTT: Office.
• COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
• ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Window's.
• COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
• ABBOTT: Word.
• COSTELLO: What word?
• ABBOTT: Word in Office.
• COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
• ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
• COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
• ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
• COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
• ABBOTT: Money.
• COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
• ABBOTT: Money.
• COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
• ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
• COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
• ABBOTT: Money.
• COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
• ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
• COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
• ABBOTT: One copy.
• COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
• ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
• COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
• ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!